January 2012
22 posts
“Only 20% of a woman’s attraction to a man is based on physical appearance”
– science, from Fred Howland learns to pick up women
“If, for example, I wanted to buy something from you, how would I do it? And what...”
– Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY), Miranda July Called Before Congress To Explain Exactly What Her Whole Thing Is
“The company has patented the app, but it is not yet available to buy.”
– Racist or realistic? Fears Microsoft ‘Avoid the Ghetto’ app will damage economies of poor communities
“Android, created by Google”
– Even Woz Thinks the Android Bests the iPhone
Susan Riedley Dox →
“Community?” asked James Penn, avid Python programmer and Django user.”
– Justin.tv ejected from Ruby on Rails community for not being smarmy enough
“When they leave middle school, they should be able to differentiate between...”
– New Sex Education Standards Released
“There are people that are doing bad things, but they’re not going home and...”
– A Primer on Filmmaking
“in cases involving an erect horse penis the size of a small moped, exactly who’s...”
– Porky Pig
“We’ve made the inclusion of the unmodified Holo theme family a compatibility...”
– Holo Everywhere
Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only... →
The office of the Surgeon General holds a live press conference to explain that no one has ever gotten cancer from just bumming a couple cigarettes at a party.
“Would you trust a music notation program developed by a non-musician?”
– Advice to Aimless, Excited Programmers
“it takes so very little for a man to look like he’s more respectful towards...”
– Confessions of a Former Sensitive New Age Guy
“when the female hoots and hollers during sex the male ejaculates 59% of the time...”
– Whose Orgasms Are We Moaning About Anyway?
December 2011
42 posts
“I was at the point where I didn’t want anyone gross’ twenty dollars, which is a...”
– Patience is a Virtue
“Seeing words on paper helps me decide if they mean anything.”
– Melting
“Eleven percent of women and 55 percent of men expect to have sex during spring...”
– It’s High Time for Conception: Studies Show Peak Times, Weather for Sex
“He’s the shame of Japan,” wrote one 2ch commenter”
– World Masturbation Champion Prefers Anime Girls to Real Girls
“We’ve been seeing eachother for 6 months, and you get me a $25 gift...”
– Are you shitting me? - w4m (DIPLICATED!!!)
“Is an avid knitter.”
– Justine Bateman
“Deckers currently manufactures six brands: Teva, UGG Australia, Simple Shoes,...”
– Deckers Outdoor Corporation
“Go Daddy will support [SOPA] when and if the Internet community supports it.”
– Go Daddy No Longer Supports SOPA
“Get to know these powerful Jews.”
– When the Jews went to North Korea
“Comcast Ventures’ portfolio includes at least one Y Combinator startup”
– Paul Graham Just Exiled These Investors From Y Combinator Demo Days
“she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to...”
– A Girl You Should Date
“Thorpe is under pressure to resign. We’ve also been told the MBTA is expected to...”
– I-Team: MBTA Police Officer Suspended For Mailing Dead Rats
“In September 2010, Kim Jong Il unveiled his third son”
– North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, 69, has died
“Based on what I know about stand-up comedy, there was a 95% chance I would be...”
– A trans guy walks into a bar…
“a prostitute or a guy with a needle in his arm”
– Too promiscuous to donate an organ? Maybe, CDC says
“your cowboy hat is white, etc”
– Spanked
